What about this one i bet you girls are gonna give me some stick for this joke A Man's Advice?

There are many questions that women ask as to what to do for a man. The male population has come up with a list of answers to frequently asked questions. This may prove helpful to the woman who may be in the dark regarding her mate.





Question: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. What do I do?








Answer: Obviously, your husband can not get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure, then just perform oral s** on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.














Question: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. What do I do?








Answer: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away a day or two (it's a great time to clean up the house, too!). Just look how emotional and happy he is when he returns to a stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral s** on him. Then cook him a nice meal.














Question: My husband doesn't know where my clit**is is.








Answer: Your clit**is is no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it on your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to video tape yourself while doing this and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral s** on him and cook him a nice meal.














Question: My husband is uninterested in for**lay.





Answer: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Fo**play to a man is very stressful and time consuming. S** should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests of foreplay.





What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral s** on him and cooking him a nice meal.














Question: My husband always has an org**m then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.





Answer: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you forgot to cook him a nice meal.What about this one i bet you girls are gonna give me some stick for this joke A Man's Advice?
lmao


Oral and a nice meal


hahahahahahaha


yeah rightWhat about this one i bet you girls are gonna give me some stick for this joke A Man's Advice?
AHAHAHA
*a guilty snigger*
Damn! I just had a brain fart. That last one was a zinger.





Hmmm... probably shouldn't be laughing but I can't help my self. :-D
hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah鈥?they all rock!


hhahahahahahahahhahaha very funny
No,Rachel,he's not a pig. He's the Duck, and he gets to cook his own 'nice meals' from now on.
ur a pig.
Yeah that's not funny. Also I don't really see a question here, just an excuse to put down women.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I am not at all offended. In fact, I love it! Here is another star! You made me laugh.
i like how all end with oral and a nice dinner
i do not like it.
its too long....m lazy...cnt read so much....
That was OH SO COOOOL! Those answers were just totally on the man's side regardless of the dirt that the man was doing. They sounded as if they could have come from a psychologist who was being asked the questions by a female client in his office or something. And they were worded just the way one of them would word them too!
.... and that is why men would make rubbish agony aunts! case closed!





i really shouldn't have as i'm a woman but that was funny, from a male point of view i think :)
thats the funniest things ive heard... im definately gonna repeat some of them...





heres one for ya.








2 old age pensioners are about to have sex, and the man decided to give ther woman oral sex, he goes down there, but comes back up after 5 seconds, and says ''look honey, im sorry but i cant do that any longer, it stinks down there''


she says ''oh yeah, that'll be my arthritis''


he thinks for a minute, and says ''hang on, you cant get arthritis down there, and even if you could it wouldnt make you stink as bad as that''


she says ''no ive got arthritis in my arms, and i cant wipe my a s s''
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! OMG!!!! Dude I'm rolling around over here HOLY CRAP!!! Madddd Funny!!!





Why is that Female Hating??? You warned them!! lol





I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you forgot to cook him a nice meal.





HAHAHAHAHA Dude I'm passing this one Around!!!!!!