Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Old man needs dating advice: At what point in the date should I let her know I have an erection?

I want to let my date know that I'm attracted to her. I was thinking over dinner would be a perfect time. Advice?Old man needs dating advice: At what point in the date should I let her know I have an erection?
Not when you meet for the first time.





Not when you first call her for a date.





Not during dinner.





The likelihood is that she will realize once you prematurely ejaculate, which should be about five minutes into the first meeting. However, since it's YOU, Holy Smoked, I imagine she'll realize without you needing to tell or even see her up close as the hugeness of your member should be recognizable from the Space Station. It's tough being big and blue, my friend. =)Old man needs dating advice: At what point in the date should I let her know I have an erection?
If you are having sex with her,Right before you c....nevermind
Keep your snake in the basket and don't let it out! You want to seal the deal?! Then keep your meat in your pants! Only she's allowed to whip it out for you! Don't jump the gun by doing it for her!
go and do the do in the loo's!


lmao!


if you are really that horny invite her into the loo's and shove it inside her! lmao


old man indeed


of course if u actually like her u would wait untill after dinner and you go home for a romantic loving shag doggie style lmao!
ummm...never...you do want to date this person again don't you? Your practically running her off!! Sicko
Ewww.... Old man erection!





I'd love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.
Um...hello....I think she'll figure it out when she hears the thump of it hitting the bottom of the table.......and you might be pleasantly surprised, she might want to sit on your lap suddenly -- *evil grin*
Never...unless you want to scare her away. Keep it to yourself. If she wants to find out, she will find out on her own. You don't just bring that up to your date over dinner. I would be turned off. Especially if we were new in our relationship....new as still in the dating era.
she should be able to feel it when you hug her ?
Do it over dinner that is perfect! lol
Is that an expression or something? That's kinda growse. Try telling that to her, she may hurl you dinner
In your case every second counts, so right away.
Um, I really wouldn't tell a date that if I were you.
I think you should break the news over a nice appetizer of eggrolls.


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only after you proposition her and she agrees and you are in bed together. So, don't take your Viagra too soon.
Just tell her that you're all ready to go camping. When she looks at you funny, just say ';Hey, I already pitched the tent.';


This is fine for any part of the date you choose.
serve it to her in a hotdog bun
That is just too funny! Is this some kind of a malicious joke?
LOL. You haven't dated in a while have you?
Tell her that you love her, even if you don't mean it. It's an easy way into her pants. LOL
She'll think you're so romantic and thoughtful if you let her know ASAP, that way she won't waste too much time yapping and such.
abstinance is better than premarital, sex and the level of sex you are looking for sounds immature and dangerous, because if it was a committed and respectful relationship, you wouldn't even have to ask.
I wouldn't telly her. I'll just whip it out and show her. lol! JK. Just stand up in front of her.
As soon as the ';issue'; pops up!!!!
I should think if you hold her close to you while you are standing up, she will get the message. Or perhaps the massage . . .
when you are back at your house :P lol
Sometime between the second where you run up to her and the one when open your trench coat.





If you wait till you've got the coat open, she'll be too busy gagging to hear the information. Besides you'll lose the element of surprise.
If she has half a brain - she'll figure that out for herself!
LOL
immediately, so she can karate chop it
Well, wait until you are certain the RELATIONSHIP will be a lasting one, preferably a MARRIAGE.





Just because you're old and randy doesn't mean you have the right to act like an OLD GOAT!





Be a gentleman and remember a MARRIED MAN is happier in bed than a promiscuous one.

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